If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him

If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him
AuthorSharyn McCrumb
LanguageEnglish
GenreDetective
PublisherBallantine Books
Publication dateJune 1995
Publication placeUnited States
Pages277[1]
ISBN978-0-345-38229-0

If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him (stylized with trailing ellipsis) is a 1995 detective novel by American author Sharyn McCrumb. It is the eighth book in the Elizabeth MacPherson series, following the titular character investigating multiple murder cases of wives on husbands. It received positive reviews and won an Agatha Award for best novel in 1995.

Plot

The story follows a forensic anthropologist, Elizabeth MacPherson, who is working for a law firm operated by her brother, Bill. She goes to Danville, Virginia, to investigate a case of a preacher, Chevry Morgan, who recently died of arsenic poisoning after his affair with a 16-year-old girl, with his previous wife, Donna Jean Morgan the prime suspect. Another lawyer, Amy Powell Hill, is defending another woman, Eleanor Royden, who readily admits to murdering her ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on her with, using a revolver. Meanwhile, an animal rights activist named Miri Malone is attempting to legally marry a dolphin. In the process of dealing with these cases, MacPherson also investigates a 19th-century murder case of a southern woman who was presumed to have murdered her New Yorker husband, who Donna Morgan is descended from.

Title

The titular quote, "If I'd killed him when I met him...", is completed by a character in a statement of "... I'd be out of jail by now."[2]

Publication history

If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him was published on June 5, 1995, by Ballantine Books. It was the eighth work of Sharyn McCrumb to feature the character of Elizabeth MacPherson.[3] A sequel, The PMS Outlaws, was released in 2000.[4]

Reception

If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him received generally positive reviews. It received critical praise for its humor and wit as well as its mystery and intrigue writing.[3][1][5] San Francisco Chronicle reviewer Claudia Conlon praised its "spicy dialogue and eccentric characters", although she also noted that many of the characters had "the same racy humor", even when it wouldn't make sense for them to.[6] It was frequently noted to be an entertaining depiction of a "battle of the sexes" scenario.[2][5][6] McClatchy News Service reviewer Bill Peschel praised it for its highs in both comedy and tragedy, while telling multiple separate stories in a relatively short novel.[5] It won the Agatha Award for Best Novel in 1995.[7]

References

  1. 1 2 "If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him..." Publishers Weekly. April 3, 1995. Retrieved April 15, 2026.
  2. 1 2 Flora, Ken (July 23, 1995). "McCrumb: Arsenic and old case". Danville Register and Bee. p. 24. Retrieved April 15, 2026 – via Newspapers.com.
  3. 1 2 "If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him... by Sharyn McCrumb". Kirkus Reviews. May 15, 1995. Retrieved April 15, 2026.
  4. ↑ Macknee, Salem (October 22, 2000). "'PMS' rises above male-bashing premise". The Montgomery Advertiser. p. 81. Retrieved April 15, 2026 – via Newspapers.com.
  5. 1 2 3 Peschel, Bill (September 8, 1995). "'Killed Him' deftly blends comedy and tragedy". Santa Cruz Sentinel. McClatchy News Service. p. 50. Retrieved April 15, 2026 – via Newspapers.com.
  6. 1 2 Conlon, Claudia (August 10, 1995). "Abused Wives Seek Their Own Justice". San Francisco Chronicle. p. 61. Retrieved April 15, 2026 – via Newspapers.com.
  7. ↑ "Agatha Awards". Stop, You're Killing Me!. Archived from the original on December 25, 2022. Retrieved April 15, 2026.